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« on: February 04, 2010, 09:44:20 pm » |
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Some milkshakes come with straws for two.
Some parks are made for skipping through.
Some views are made for sighing over.
Some folks hold hands in fields of clover.
It's Valentine's Day - know what I'll do?
I'll celebrate being over you.
I hate you, you're icky, you're like an old leech.
I hate you, you look like a whale that is beached.
Your ego's the one thing about you that's great.
You're so crap in bed I'd rather, er, read a good book.
I hate you, you think you're so gorgeous and cool
But you surely crawled from a defective gene pool.
You're a moaner, a droaner, a grouch bag, a whinger -
You've even got pubes that are luminous ginger.
Some people are jolly, they greet you with smiles
And not just a grimace because of their piles.
Some people are grown ups and treat others well.
Some people don't send out a god-awful smell.
Some people show kindness and love without end -
These people are all of my favourite friends.
It's Valentine's Day - so we'll throw a great bash:
I'll stop dating old bangers - just eat them with mash!
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 09:45:42 pm » |
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If you obey all the rules you miss out on all the fun!!!
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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 10:04:42 pm » |
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Love the powm Toot, really made me smile!!
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 08:56:24 am » |
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i just found it quiet apt at the moment im not anti valentines but anti ex and this just reminded me of him lol
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2010, 11:56:57 pm » |
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Think I may make myself a nice pink card with this on the front for 14th Feb - would look lovely on the fireplace
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2010, 12:19:57 am » |
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LOL, great poem Toot  |
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2010, 09:57:38 am » |
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm glad that you're binned
I was too good for you
I could go on.....
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2010, 01:13:20 am » |
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OMG, thats so funny and so apt seeing my Exs a Ginger!!! LOL |
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I believe in Karma, boy I must have been bad in a previous life!!!
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2010, 09:35:22 am » |
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pmsl - why do exes just seem to moan and whinge!
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The harder life gets the more you appreciate the little things that make it worthwhile
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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2010, 10:43:32 am » |
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i found it on an anti valentines website  |
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2010, 03:01:47 pm » |
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Very good C xx |
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There's nothing to fear but fear itself.
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